Two and A Half Men Conundrum

Fathering a Child after Death

Judith, Rose, Alan and Herb and the never ending consequences of the Charlie Harper debacle

Here's a real brain twister for the future of Two and A Half Men.  If Alan is found, during paternity DNA testing to be the father of Judith and Herbs daughter, will Alan again be obligated to pay Judith child support.  And to further the monopoly on the improprieties of the relationships, if Herb divorces Judith will he be paying Judith Alimony and Child support  along with Alan, especially if both Alan and Herb are somehow both the father of the child by some miracle freak of nature with both their DNA's present?  Maybe Alan will be re-obligated to pay the original alimony for the new child?  Will Alan get visitation with the new daughter and will it become "Two and a Half Men and a baby" or "Two and a Half Men and a little Girl"? or Maybe "Two and a Half Men and a Mermaid"? Alan already has the "Half Woman" spot.  Judith is my kind of woman and Dr. House's intern is one lucky man.

Will Charlie Harper's estate be obligated to pay Rose, although her having more money than God, be required to pay Rose child support for Charlie's baby?   and would that also be Alan's new obligation????

Weird Man really weird.

Stay tuned.  As Jimmy Durante once said, "I got a million of them." We literally have a million and one ideas and they'll be coming to you every day.

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