Further Exploits of the Imfamous Rose and Child.

Is our beautiful Rose, the love of all our lives, over the 'Meat Explosion' in Paris. How utterly, de-romanticizing, demoralizing and yucky. I hope Charlie was really, really drunk, however I don't think you could ever be drunk enough for something like that, a meat explosion?

Let's just move on, now that Rose is possibly with child, Charlie's Child, will she be more a fixture in the Harper Family?

We've noted Lindsey is on the hunt for Alan. Has she, now got some good baby news for him and maybe some alimony and child support news as well, Maybe Lindsey will allow Alan to take another shot at the house, no smoking of course? I think by the end of the season Alan could be paying three alimonies and three child supports very easily.

Maybe even the doll could be thrown in there somewhere and Alan could be back to delivering pizzas to pay another palimony and child support.

Herb seems like a really good sport, maybe he'll hang around Judith even after he gets the news of Alan and Judith's bedroom triathlon. Oh that's not right it'd be a triathlon with Herb there, I guess Judith and Alan's adventure was a biathlon as they both may be bi? Although we do know Alan speaks fluent Spanish, he may be Bi Bi.

And Jake, poor Jake, maybe he'll attend the prestigious Beverly Hills Realtor School and end up putting Evelyn out of business, learning and becoming the Greatest realtor of all times and blowing everyone's minds, especially after his dismal failure of the infamous CLAP Test and disrespecting Penn and Teller.

I'm still percolating some copious and tubular imagination here, nothing perfunctory or misogynistic.

Hey here's a way out there thought, Adam West, Walden's Papa, and Burt Ward are living together next door to Chelsea, Ed and Chelsea's dad. Now that would be a coincidental occurance? "Pow"   "Bang, Bang"  "Poke"  "Oww"

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